im about as happy as oj after his trial
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
as a side note pls kill me
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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