If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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