Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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