I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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