Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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