wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
