hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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