We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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