I puked a lego.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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