If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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