Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Drunk is a universal language darling
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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