you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I got inside last night via doggy door
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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