only if we run a train.
done.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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