I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
