I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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