i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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