This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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