By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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