Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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