I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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