Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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