8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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