every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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