it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
