How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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