Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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