I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
you never un-have a 4some
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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