When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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