CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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