My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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