He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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