i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Randomize
