just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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