Your tits are I can't wait for
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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