I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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