sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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