ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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