Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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