my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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