you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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