True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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