Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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