he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
