I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
