No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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