Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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