butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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