Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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