I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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