So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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