Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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