My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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