I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
