I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We had sex on a dog bed..
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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