This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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