I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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