That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
this boner is exhausting
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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