Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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