I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
4 words: hood of his car
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
two words: eviction party
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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