Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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